Part 'Bonnie and Clyde', part 'Joker', all nonsense, 'The Bride!' is a misfire in practically every direction and we still weren’t able to dodge the bullets.

The Bride!, a modern retelling of The Bride of Frankenstein, takes massive swings in terms of performances, plotting and subtext, but not all of its gambles pay off.

For once, the biggest marriage scandal in Hollywood is playing out on the big screen instead of in the tabloids. Britney may have gotten hitched on a drunken whim, and J.Lo is already up to hubby ...