Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

He was found "wedged feet and head first down the slide and stuck in the middle portion,” officials said Town of Vernon Fire Department The Vernon Fire Department said it rescued a 40-year-old man who ...

VERNON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 43-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a slide at Northeast School in Vernon Saturday, first responders said. Fire and EMS crews responded to the playground at ...

A photo of the man being rescued from a tube slide. A man’s trip down a playground tube slide took an unexpected turn when he became trapped inside in an extremely uncomfortable position — prompting a ...